heres some funny stuff i like.....

-If tylenol, duct tape, or band-aids cant fix it. You have a SERIOUS PROBLEM! ! ! ! !

-Remember you are unique, just like everybody else......think about it!

-when it starts to rain... break out the slip & slide

-i enjoy dancing in my underwear

-your only bad if you get caught! So that makes me a good girl... right?!?

...thats all for now.........